- “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry
- “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, «It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.»” – Jack Handy
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer!” – Homer Simpson
- “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Welhelm
- “Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” – Bruce Carlton
- “It was as natural as eating and, to me, as necessary. I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Ed O’Neill
- “He was a great man who invented beer” – Plato
- “I only drink beer on days that ends with «Y»” – Unknown
- “Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.” – Bugs Bunny
- “Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?” – Bugs Bunny
- “Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…ehhh, it’s a living.” – Bugs Bunny
- “Eh, what’s up, doc? You can’t shoot a wabbit.” – Bugs Bunny
- “I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!” – Bugs Bunny
- “Oh well, maybe I can shine it up and use it for an ashtray.” – Bugs Bunny
- “If an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo I don’t know what this world is coming to.” – Bugs Bunny
- “Remember Doc! Keep smiling!” – Bugs Bunny
- “The rabbit is considered a kind and intelligent creature in Cambodian culture.” – Bugs Bunny
- “True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.” – Charles Caleb Colton
- “Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.” – Anais Nin
- “My friends are my estate.” – Emily Dickinson
- “A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” – Walter Winchell
- “A friend is one who walks in when others walk out” – Walter Winchell
- “A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” – Len Wein
- “It takes a long time to grow an old friend.” – John Leonard
- “Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.” – Elbert Hubard
- “I get by with a little help from my friends.” – John Lennon
- “Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.” – Mary Catherwood
- “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival.” – C. S. Lewis
- “I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.” – Logan Pearsall Smith
- “The better part of one’s life consists of his friendships.” – Abraham Lincoln
- “To be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy…” – Guido
- “The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him, his own.” -Benjamin Disraeli
- “I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine, encourage me to grow.” – Cher
- “Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- “When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.” – Helen Keller
- “Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities.” – Aristotle
- “Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.” – Democritus
- “People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest.” – George Matthew Allen
- “In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet.” – Albert Schweitzer
- “Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.” – Aldous Huxley
- “There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.” – David Burns, Intimate Connections
- “The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions—the little soon-forgotten charities of a kiss, a smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment in the disguise of a playful raillery, and the countless other infinitessimals of pleasurable thought and genial feeling.” – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- “Men spend their lives in anticipations,—in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other—it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.” – Charles Caleb Colton
- “Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though ’twere his own.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- “The chances are that you have already come to believe that happiness is unattainable. But men have attained it. And they have attained it by realising that happiness does not spring from the procuring of physical or mental pleasure, but from the development of reason and the adjustment of conduct to principles.” – from How to Live on 24 Hours a Day, by Arnold Bennett
- “Happiness is not a matter of events, it depends upon the tides of the mind.” – Alice Meynell
- “Fortify yourself with contentment, for this is an impregnable fortress.” – Epictetus
- “Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of our will.” – Epictetus
- “I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires, rather than attempting to satisfy them.” – John Stuart Mills
- “You’re happiest while you’re making the greatest contribution.” – Robert F. Kennedy
- “Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.” – Benjamin Disraeli
- “Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life.” – William Ellery Channing
- “There is more to life than increasing its speed.” – Mahatma Ghandi
- “The rays of happiness, like those of light, are colorless when unbroken.” – Henry W. Longfellow
- “Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers’ gardens.” –
Douglas Jerrold
- “Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it.” – J. Petit Senn
- “To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others.” – Albert Camus
- “Happiness depends upon ourselves.” – Aristotle
- “Try to be happy in this present moment, and put not off being so to a time to come,—as though that time should be of another make from this which has already come and is ours.” – Thomas Fuller
- “Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.” – George Santayana
- “No man is happy who does not think himself so.” – Publilius Syrus
- “Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; –happiness; but few are going by the same road.” – Charles Caleb Colton
- “Always do what you are afraid to do.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.” – George S. Patton
- “If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.” – St. Clement of Alexandra
- “We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.” – Thornton Wilder
- “The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.” – Arthur C. Clarke
- “Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant, they is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.” – Johann Gottfried Von Herder
- “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.” – Aristotle
- “Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.” – Voltaire
- “Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.” – Benjamin Disraeli
- “You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.” – Unknown
- “The best way out is always through.” – Robert Frost
- “Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.” – William B. Sprague
- “Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.” – Samuel Johnson
- “Fortune favors the brave.” – Publius Terence
- “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.” – Confucius
- “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein
- “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- “We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls.” – Winston Churchill
- “Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- “For hope is but the dream of those that wake.” – Matthew Prior
- “Constant dripping hollows out a stone.” – Lucretius
- “Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose – a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.” – Mary Shelley
- “The Grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.” – Allan K. Chalmers
- “If you want to build a ship, don’t herd people together to collect wood and don’t assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
- “Not only is another world possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing.” – Arundhati Roy
- “We’ve been warned against offering the people of this nation false hope. But in the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope.” – Barack Obama
- “Hope is what led a band of colonists to rise up against an empire; what led the greatest of generations to free a continent and heal a nation; what led young women and young men to sit at lunch counters and brave fire hoses and march through Selma and Montgomery for freedom’s cause. Hope is what led me here today — with a father from Kenya, a mother from Kansas; and a story that could only happen in the United States of America. Hope is the bedrock of this nation; the belief that our destiny will not be written for us, but by us; by all those men and women who are not content to settle for the world as it is; who have courage to remake the world as it should be. [January 3, 2008]” – Barack Obama
- “However, one cannot put a quart in a pint cup” – Charlotte Perkins Gilman
- “Once you choose hope, anything’s possible” – Christopher Reeve
- “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all” – Dale Carnegie
- “Sanity may be madness but the maddest of all is to see life as it is and not as it should be” – Don Quixote
- “Courage, it would seem, is nothing less than the power to overcome danger, misfortune, fear, injustice, while continuing to affirm inwardly that life with all its sorrows is good; that everything is meaningful even if in a sense beyond our understanding; and that there is always tomorrow” – Dorothy Thompson
- “Fear grows in darkness; if you think there’s a bogeyman around, turn on the light” – Dorothy Thompson
- “I have learned two lessons in my life: first, there are no sufficient literary, psychological, or historical answers to human tragedy, only moral ones. Second, just as despair can come to one another only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings” – Elie Wiesel
- “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once” – E. Joseph Cossman
- “Gray hair is God’s graffiti” – Bill Cosby
- “I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead” – Gabe Kaplan
- “Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris” – T. G. Appleton
- “We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back” – Bob Hope
- “I know lots more old drunks than old doctors” – Joe E. Lewis
- “My doctor said I look like a million dollars – green and wrinkled” – Red Skelton
- “Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus” – Bob Rubin
- “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill, he gave me six months more” – Walter Mattbau
- “I can’t believe that out of a hundred thousand sperm, you were the quickest” – Steven Pearl
- “she: Before we got married, you told me you were well-off.
he: I was, and I didn’t know it” – Jacob Braude
- “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband” – Michel de Montaigne
If you think that friendship is all about colored flowers, joyfull, and happyness, well … you’re wrong. There are several negative friendship quotes that I’m gonna show you.
- “There is nothing in the world I wouldn’t do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn’t do for me … We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.” – Bing Crosby
- “Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!” – Bronwyn Polson
- I don’t trust him. We’re friends.” – Bertolt Brecht
- “I’ve noticed your hostility towards him … I ought to have guessed you were friends.” – Malcolm Bradbury
- “A friend in power is a friend lost” – Henry Adams
- “Whenever a friend suceeds, a little something in me dies.” – Gore Vidal
- “A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.” – Lord Samuel
- “These people aren’t your friends, they’re paid to kiss your feet.” – Radiohead
- “When I needed you most when I needed a friend, you let me down now like I let you down then” – Blink 182
- “Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.” – Honore Debalazac