Funny Men Quotes

Posted on July 29, 2010 by Grim Cris

- “My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.” – Tim Allen
- “The more I know about men the more I like dogs.” – Gloria Allred
- “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.” – Jean Kerr
- “Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
- “I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance — a sharp, vindictive glance.” – James Thurber
- “Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” – Oscar Wilde
- “The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.” – Jeanne-Marie Roland
- “On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.” – Bruce Willis
- “Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!” – Kathy Lette
- “Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” – Kathy Lette
- “Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.” – Kathy Lette
- “Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.” – Will Rogers
- “Man has will, but woman has her way.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quotes About Generosity

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Grim Cris

- “To generous souls every task is noble.” – Euripides
- “Lavishness is not generosity.” – Thomas Fuller
- “Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment.” – Jean De La BruyFre
- “No one has ever become poor by giving.” – Anne Frank
- “Charity begins at home and justice begins next door.” – Charles Dickens
- “I have spoken of a thousand points of light, of all the community organizations that are spread like stars throughout the Nation, doing good.” – George H. W. Bush
- “Think of giving not as a duty but as a privilege.” – John D. Rockefeller
- “So I would hope they would develop some kind of habit that involves understanding that their life is so full they can afford to give in all kinds of ways to other people. I consider that to be baseline spirituality.” – Susan Sarandon
- “Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.” – Jesse Jackson

Music Quote of the Day

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Grim Cris

“Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” – Robert Fripp

Be Yourself

Posted on July 25, 2010 by Grim Cris

“All I can do is be me, whoever that is.” – Bob Dylan

Anthony Robbins Quotes

Posted on July 24, 2010 by Grim Cris

- “In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take.”
– “To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others.”
– “Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more”
– “The path to success is to take massive, determined action.”

Circumstances Quote of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Grim Cris

“You can’t always control the circumstances in life, but you can control your attitude toward those circumstances” – Alexander Lockhart

10 Alcohol Quotes

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Grim Cris

1. "Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.” – Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen

2. "Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway

3. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes.” – Unknown

4. "I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.” – John Marcellus Huston

5. "If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ” – Unknown

6. "Draft beer, not people.” – Unknown

7. "The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” – Unknown

8. "Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson

9. "When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799

10. "If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” – Unknown

Zig Ziglar Quotes

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Grim Cris

- “A goal properly set is halfway reached.”

- “A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.”

- “Building a better you is the first step to building a better America.”

- “Every choice you make has an end result.”

- “Every obnoxious act is a cry for help.”

- “Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.”

- “Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street.”

- “I believe that being successful means having a balance of success stories across the many areas of your life. You can’t truly be considered successful in your business life if your home life is in shambles.”

- “If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.”

- “If you can dream it, then you can achieve it. You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want.”

- “If you don’t see yourself as a winner, then you cannot perform as a winner.”

- “If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find they’re very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.”

- “If you learn from defeat, you haven’t really lost.”

- “If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.”

- “If you want to reach a goal, you must “see the reaching” in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal.”

- “It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.”

- “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use that makes a difference.”

- “Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds.”

- “Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”

- “Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale.”