- “I don’t have to tell you that.”
- “It’s, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see bookmobile on the side and come up and ask if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that.. books? We don’t even read.”
- “It’s a good song, toot toot, fuck you. Robert Smith eat our dust.”
- “We don’t like superstars and rock idols.”
- “Prosthetic head is better than no head in the morning.”
- “When I die, they’ll bury me in an Anvil case … with wheels.”
- “We miss heavy metal.”
- “When was the last time you saw someone go off stage to snort cocaine in the middle of there neck?”
- “Mike, the craziest son-of-a-bitch that ever walked the planet.”
- “People think that we’re just these good-looking guys with these really big dicks that play really hot fucking rock and roll. But we’re sensitive, and we have feelings too.”