1. If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. —Joe Martin
2. Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. —Ambrose Bierce
3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken [...]
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. – Edward Albee
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. – Frank Howard Clark
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. – Mohandas Gandhi
If you [...]
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
Going to church doesn’t make you [...]
Let me make your day better with some funny anger quotes selected just for you.
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? – Sydney J. Harris
Get mad, then get over it. – Colin Powell
Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for [...]
I’ve managed to post here some great funny quotes from some unknown people, but related to today’s times.
- I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish [...]
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Unknown
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. – Will Rogers
A man in love is incomplete until he has [...]
“Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It’s the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one’s fellow human beings.” – Maya Angelou
“A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.” – Barbara Walters
“He who laughs, lasts.” – Mary Pettibone Poole
“A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates [...]
I get up every morning determined both to change the world and to have on hell of a good time. Sometimes this make planning the day difficult.— E.B. White
Sometimes, when you give up on someone, it’s not because you don’t […]