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Funny Quote of the day

By On August 19, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the Sun. – Author Unknown

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

Funny Albert Einstein Quote

By On August 14, 2012 · Leave a Comment

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what are we to think of an empty desk? – Albert Einstein

20 Humor Quotes

By On July 10, 2012 · Leave a Comment

1. If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. —Joe Martin

2. Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. —Ambrose Bierce

3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken [...]

humor quotes

Humor Quotes

By On January 18, 2012 · Leave a Comment

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. – Edward Albee

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. – Frank Howard Clark

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. – Mohandas Gandhi

If you [...]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.

Going to church doesn’t make you [...]

Funny Anger Quotes

By On October 22, 2011 · 2 Comments

Let me make your day better with some funny anger quotes selected just for you.

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? – Sydney J. Harris

Get mad, then get over it. – Colin Powell

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for [...]

I’ve managed to post here some great funny quotes from some unknown people, but related to today’s times.

- I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish [...]

Funny Short Quotes

By On September 25, 2011 · Leave a Comment

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. – Will Rogers

A man in love is incomplete until he has [...]

When a thing is funny

By On September 13, 2011 · Leave a Comment

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Quotes on Humor

By On September 6, 2011 · Leave a Comment

“Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It’s the sweetest thing one can do for oneself & one’s fellow human beings.” – Maya Angelou

“A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.” – Barbara Walters

“He who laughs, lasts.” – Mary Pettibone Poole

“A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates [...]