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Superbly Sarcastic Sayings About Life

Grim_Cris — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 11:13:51 +0000

“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx

“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” – Albert Einstein

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe. ” – Albert Einstein

“Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ” – Albert Einstein

“In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep ” – Albert Einstein

“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. ” – Albert Einstein

“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. ” – George Bernard Shaw

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Take Time…

Grim_Cris — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 07:42:49 +0000

“Take time to work, it is the price of success.
Take time to think, it is the source of power.
Take time to play, it is the secret of perpetual youth.
Take time to be friendly, it is the road to happiness.
Take time to love and be loved, it is the privilege of the Gods.
Take time to share, life is too short to be selfish.
Take time to laugh, laughter is the music of the soul.”

Unknown

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Life’s Wisdom Quotes

Grim_Cris — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:30:17 +0000

“The greatest use of a life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.” – Unknown

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.” – Unknown

“We are not human beings on a Spiritual journey. We are Spiritual Beings on a human journey.” – Unknown

“Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.” – Samuel Butler

“All that is made seems planless to the darkened mind, because there are more plans than it looked for…There seems no plan because it is all plan: there seems no centre because it is all centre.” -George MacDonald

“An unexamined life is not worth living.” – Socrates

“The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.” – Henry David Thoreau

“He not busy being born is busy dying.” – Bob Dylan

“When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, that is when you command the attention of the world.” – George Washington Carver

“Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.” – William Jennings Bryan

“Whatever you are, be a good one.” – Abraham Lincoln

“The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.” – Vince Lombardi

“If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the host of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well.” – Martin Luther King

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Be Yourself

Grim_Cris — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:46:06 +0000

“All I can do is be me, whoever that is.” – Bob Dylan

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People don’t want their lives fixed

Grim_Cris — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 13:50:16 +0000

“People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.” – Chuck Palahniuk

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Laugh Quote of the Day

Grim_Cris — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:51:23 +0000

“If you laugh, you change. If you change, the whole world changes around you.” – Dr. Madan Kataria

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Life is really simple, but…

Grim_Cris — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 12:00:27 +0000

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If you’re going to be sexy in a photo…

Grim_Cris — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 09:46:47 +0000

“If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.” – Peta Wilson

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How?

Grim_Cris — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 13:48:04 +0000

“How could someone read your heart if you don’t open your pages and just let them say what you cannot?” – Unknown

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Everything’s a story

Grim_Cris — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:39:56 +0000

“Everything’s a story. Stories are what help us make sense of the world.” – The Lookout

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