- “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry
- “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, «It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.»” – Jack Handy
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer!” – Homer Simpson
- “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Welhelm
- “Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.” – Bruce Carlton
- “It was as natural as eating and, to me, as necessary. I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.” – Ed O’Neill
- “He was a great man who invented beer” – Plato
- “I only drink beer on days that ends with «Y»” – Unknown
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