- “When you’ve seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.” – Stephen Fry
- “Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties. ” – Stephen Fry
- “Many people would no more think of entering journalism than the sewage business – which at least does us all some good.” – Stephen Fry
- “I don’t watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.” – Stephen Fry
- “I could rent a room, paint it black, bolt on a few chains and call it my punishment room, Then have men in posing pouches in the background.” – Stephen Fry
- “An original idea. That can’t be too hard. The library must be full of them.” – Stephen Fry
- “I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.” – Stephen Fry
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