Steve Martin Humorous Quotes

- “Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.” – Steve Martin
- “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” – Steve Martin
- “I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal – high enough so you can look up her dress.” – Steve Martin
- “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” – Steve Martin
- “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
- “Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” – Steve Martin

- “A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.” – Steve Martin

- “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.” – Steve Martin

- “I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there’s a game on.” – Steve Martin

- “There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.” – Steve Martin

- “There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they’ll talk back to you.” – Steve Martin

- “College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.” – Steve Martin

- “I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.” – Steve Martin

- “I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you’re an idiot.” – Steve Martin

- “We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday.” – Steve Martin

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