1. "Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.” – Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen
2. "Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemingway
3. "A hangover is the wrath of grapes.” – Unknown
4. "I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.” – John Marcellus Huston
5. "If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. ” – Unknown
6. "Draft beer, not people.” – Unknown
7. "The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.” – Unknown
8. "Wine is bottled poetry.” – Robert Louis Stevenson
9. "When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
10. "If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” – Unknown
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