Famous, Inspirational, Wisdom Quotes

- “A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It’s a short letter – all she said was, “Hey, since it’s harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza.” I was like, «Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!»”
- “A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.”
- “Amanda Bynes and I have become close since filming Hairsray. It’s so weird because I grew up watching her.”
- “Being known for musicals is a great thing.”
- “From day one, I got addicted to being on stage and getting the applause and laughter.”
- “Great advice comes from people that have been around a lot longer than you.”
- “High School Musical has been a blessing and a gift.”
- “Honestly, if the worst these people can say about me is that I’m gay, then I think I’ll be fine. I can handle it.”

- “I don’t know if I believe in love at first sight, but of course I believe in two people having chemistry right away. A girl should be really easy to talk to. When I lose track of time because we’ve been talking, I think that’s really fun.”

- “I grew up being into sports and I wasn’t trained to move my body in the right way for dancing. I’m the last one to get any moves correct. In rehearsals it’s always, «OK, one more take for Zac.»”

- “I like when a girl knows what she looks like and dresses to accentuate those features.”

- “I think if you’re fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk… why do that? I don’t understand how some people would want fame so bad that they’d go out and get negative attention to earn it.”

- “I think it’s fine for girls to ask boys out. I actually prefer it.”

- “I was influenced when I was younger by the cartoon movies that Disney put out, like Cinderella and what not. I watched those movies over and over when I was younger and the music is ingrained into my head. Nowadays, I’m still humming the tunes. It taught me the fundamentals.”

- “I wish I could say I see my little brother more. We used to fight all the time but now that I don’t see him very often I cherish the time I have with him.”

- “I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.”

- “I’ll never try to put on a fake image. I’m just Zac.”

- “I’m a guy, but I’m not afraid to cry. Not all of the time. But when I’m watching a movie, I’ll sometimes shed a tear, especially ‘Moulin Rouge’.”

- “I’m very competitive by nature. And I like to be the underdog – It’s the best way to win. To come from behind and win is a great feeling!”

- “I’ve been doing musical theater since I was a kid. And look for a CD from me in the future. I want to write all the songs!”

1. “Can miles truly separate you from friends… If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?” – Richard Bach

2. “Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.” – James Baldwin

3. “Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough.” – G. Moore

4. “Came but for friendship, and took away love.” – Thomas Moore

5. “Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.” – Leo Buscaglia

6. “If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: «Because it was he; because it was me.»” – Montaigne

7. “I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.” – Kyle Schmidt

8. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

9. “I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.” – Henry Ward Beecher

10. “I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.” – Rabindranath Tagore

- “I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.” – Duffy Daugherty

- “On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” – Lou Holtz

- “If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.” – Rod Gilbert

- “The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.” – Spider Lockhart

- “Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.” – Shug Jordan

- “You can observe a lot just by watching.” – Yogi Berra

- “They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.” – Lou Holtz

- “We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play!” – Pat Williams

- “I started out with nothing and I still have most of it” – Unknown

- “The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.” – Steve Sloan

- “I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.” – Russ Grimm

- “They didn’t let me out, they just gave me a day pass.”

- “Anger is merely depression without enthusiasm.”

- “When God made man, she was only joking.”

- “I don’t drink; it dulls the drugs.”

- “God must love stupid people- he made so many!”

- “I like children. Properly cooked.”

- “Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky for you they can’t laugh.”

- “I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!”

- “Adults are just kids with money.”

- “TGIF- Thank God I’m female.”

- “Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”

- “Keep honking! I’m reloading!”

- “Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”

- “Do unto others before they do unto you.”

- “Nothing is illegal until you get caught.”

- “Be nice to your kids, they’ll chose your nursing home.”

- “If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.”

- “If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”

- “When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you.”

- “Men are idiots and I married their king.”

- “You can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can’t wipe your friends on the couch.”

- “Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there’s another man looking at her butt.”

- “I see dumb people.”

- “Follow your dreams… except the one when you’re at school in your underwear.”

- “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.”

- “Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman.”

- “The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.”

- “They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.”

- “Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired.”

- “If it weren’t for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.”

- “Who died and made you Darth Vader?”

- “Too many freaks, not enough circus’s!”

- “Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill.”

- “I took an IQ test and the results were negative.”

- “I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!”

- “I’m not littering…. I’m donating to the earth.”

- “If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.”

- “DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.”

- “Your child may be an honor student, but you’re still an idiot.”

- “Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don’t agree with that.”

- “Don’t judge a book by its movie.”

- “Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.”

- “My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.”

- “If you have something to say, raise your hand. Then place it over your mouth.”

- “Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.”

- “I’m the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.”

- “Boys will be boys … so will a lot of middle aged men.”

- “Why do people say “no offense” when they’re about to offend someone?”

- “If Harry Potter’s so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldn’t need a broomstick to cling onto.” – Frankie Boyle

- “Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who’ll think he’s Tiger Woods.” – Frankie Boyle

- “A vasectomy means never having to say you’re sorry.” – Unknown

- “It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it’s a depression when you lose yours.” – Harry S. Truman

- “Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world’s oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing – Gary Coleman is going to drown.” – Conan O’Brien

- “A people free to choose will always choose peace.”
- “A tree’s a tree. How many more do you need to look at?”
- “Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today’s world do not have.”
- “All great change in America begins at the dinner table.”
- “All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk.”
- “Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”

- “Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by vegetation, so let’s not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources.”

- “But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.”

- “Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.”

- “Democracy is worth dying for, because it’s the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.”

- “Don’t be afraid to see what you see.”

- “Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we’ve ever known.”

- “Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.”

- “Facts are stubborn things.”

- “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.”

- “Freedom prospers when religion is vibrant and the rule of law under God is acknowledged.”

- “Going to college offered me the chance to play football for four more years.”

- “Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.”

- “Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”

- “Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.”

- “When we are centered in joy, we attain our wisdom.” – Marianne Williamson

- “Remember to light the candle of joy daily and all the gloom will disappear from your life.” – Djwhal Khul

- “You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail.” – Buffy Sainte-Marie

- “Joy is untouched by circumstance.” – Unknown

- “In thy presence is fullness of joy.” – Psalms 16:11

- “Joy is the echo of God’s life in us.” – Abbot Coumba Marmion

- “We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves.” – Guatama Buddha

- “What I know for sure is that you feel real JOY in direct proportion to how connected you are to living your truth.” – Oprah

- “Joy springs from within; no one makes you joyous; you choose joyfulness.” – Unknown

- “Thou has made known to me the ways of life; thou shalt make me full of joy with thy countenance.” – Acts 2:28

- “True joy results when we become aware of our connectedness to everything.” – Paul Pearsall

- “Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I’m doing.” – Phil Jackson

- “Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.” – Marcus Tullius Cicero

- “Joy is a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace – a connection to what matters.” – Oprah

- “Man loves because he is Love. He seeks Joy, for he is Joy. He thirsts for God for he is composed of God and he cannot exist without Him.” – Sathya Sai Baba

- “Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.” – Mark Twain

- “Joy is not in things; it is in us.” – Richard Wagner

- “Joy is the highest expression of love.” – Abraham-Hicks

- “Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.” – Mother Teresa

- “Shared joy is double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.” – Swedish proverb

- “Even when I’m not directing, that doesn’t stop Owen from having ideas for what I should be doing.”
- “Fashion is so over the top.”
- “I don’t devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.”
- “I don’t have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don’t have a master plan in that way.”
- “I don’t think know if anything’s going to translate anywhere. You’re making a movie, you hope it’s going to be funny, you can’t think about how it’s going to go over.”
- “I don’t think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.”
- “I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It’s a valid test of your creative abilities.”
- “I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.”

- “I have a lot of nervous energy. Work is my best way of channelling that into something productive unless I want to wind up assaulting the postman or gardener.”

- “I just watched Paul Michael Glaser. He was the reason I wanted to do the movie because as a kid I was such a big fan of his. I watched all the episodes and tried to get a feeling for what he was doing.”

- “I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they’ve done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.”

- “I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.”

- “I think people will be curious to see what I can do as a dramatic actor.”

- “I would like to do more dramas when I find a good role that will allow me to politely upset people’s expectations of me as a comic actor.”

- “I’m always willing to endure humiliation on behalf of my characters.”

- “I’m not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.”

- “I’ve had a very good career and I’m grateful that the public has had some level of acceptance and appreciation of my work.”

- “If you look at my eyes when I’m dancing, you’ll see that glazed look.”

- “It was a mixed blessing to have famous parents. It was tough to go to auditions and be bad, since I couldn’t be anonymous.”

- “Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public’s desire for him to be funny simply because he’s so good at it.”

- “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher

- “A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” – Carrie Snow

- “You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping.” – Cindy Crawford

- “Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.” – Laurence J. Peter

- “The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.” – Unknown

- “A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.” – Arnold Haultain

- “Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.” – Charlotte Whitton

- “Women are always beautiful.” – Ville Valo

- “The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.” – Ellery Queen

- “Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.” – Mae West

- “Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.” – Nicole Hollander

- “Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.” – Unknown

- “Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.” – Jules Barbey d’Aurevilly

- “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.” – Chauncey Mitchell Depew

- “The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.” – Elizabeth Metcalf

- “There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.” – Madeleine K. Albright

- “A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.” – Oscar Wilde

- “There’s something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.” – Harold Robbins

- “When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.” – Unknown

- “Men get laid, but women get screwed.” – Quentin Crisp

- “The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence of parabolae and bulges.” – Germaine Greer

- “Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.” – Ovid

- “Howiver, I’m not denyin’ the women are foolish: God Almighty made ‘em to match the men.” – George Eliot, “The Harvest Supper”, Adam Bede

- “Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.” – W.C. Fields

- “Women really do rule the world. They just haven’t figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we’re all in big big trouble.” – Doctor Leon

- “If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?” – Sydney J. Harris

- “There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.” – Alexandre Dumas

- “Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.” – Robert Brault

- “He who angers you conquers you.” – Elizabeth Kenny

- “For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Unknown

- “Anger is one letter short of danger.” – Unknown

- “Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.” – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

- “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers

- “Never write a letter while you are angry.” – Chinese Proverb

- “Get mad, then get over it.” – Colin Powell

- “The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn’t angry enough.” – Bede Jarrett

- “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints, 1966

- “In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.” – Mark Twain

- “Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” – Malachy McCourt

- “Take no revenge that you have not pondered beneath a starry sky, or on a canyon overlook, or to the lapping of waves and the mewing of a distant gull.” – Robert Brault

- “If you kick a stone in anger, you’ll hurt your own foot.” – Korean Proverb

- “Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.” – Chinese Proverb

- “Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.” – Albert Einstein

- “No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.” – George Jean Nathan

- “Anger is short-lived madness.” – Horace

- “Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.” – George Eliot

- “Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.” – Lyman Abbott

- “Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.” – Robert G. Ingersoll

- “Sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel.” – Unknown

- “Next time you’re mad, try dancing out your anger.” – Sweetpea Tyler

- “Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.” – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

- “Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.” – James Fallows

- “At the core of all anger is a need that is not being fulfilled.” – Marshall B. Rosenberg

- “Anger and folly walk cheek by jole.” – Benjamin Franklin

- “Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.” – Lemony Snicket

- “I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.” – Unknown

- “Can anger survive without his hypocrisy?” – Jareb Teague

- “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.” – Buddha

- “Malice drinks one-half of its own poison.” – Seneca

- “Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.” – Louis L’Armour

- “Never strike your wife – even with a flower.” – Hindu Proverb

- “Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.” – Ambrose Bierce

- “When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson, 1894

- “Anger is a bad counselor.” – French Proverb

- “Resentment is an extremely bitter diet, and eventually poisonous. I have no desire to make my own toxins.” – Neil Kinnock

- “The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.” – Wilson Mizner

- “To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.” – William H. Walton

- “The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.” – Jacqueline Schiff

- “When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.” – Elbert Hubbard

- “Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.” – Marcus Antonius