- “My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.” – Tim Allen
- “The more I know about men the more I like dogs.” – Gloria Allred
- “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.” – Jean Kerr
- “Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.” – Maryon Pearson
- “I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance — a sharp, vindictive glance.” – James Thurber
- “Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” – Oscar Wilde
- “The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.” – Jeanne-Marie Roland
- “On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.” – Bruce Willis
- “Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them!” – Kathy Lette
- “Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.” – Kathy Lette
- “Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.” – Kathy Lette
- “Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.” – Will Rogers
- “Man has will, but woman has her way.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
- “To generous souls every task is noble.” – Euripides
- “Lavishness is not generosity.” – Thomas Fuller
- “Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment.” – Jean De La BruyFre
- “No one has ever become poor by giving.” – Anne Frank
- “Charity begins at home and justice begins next door.” – Charles Dickens
- “I have spoken of a thousand points of light, of all the community organizations that are spread like stars throughout the Nation, doing good.” – George H. W. Bush
- “Think of giving not as a duty but as a privilege.” – John D. Rockefeller
- “So I would hope they would develop some kind of habit that involves understanding that their life is so full they can afford to give in all kinds of ways to other people. I consider that to be baseline spirituality.” – Susan Sarandon
- “Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.” – Jesse Jackson
“Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” – Robert Fripp
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends” – Martin Luther King Jr
“Truth has nothing to do with the number of people it convinces.” – Paul Claudel
“All I can do is be me, whoever that is.” – Bob Dylan
- “In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take.”
– “To effectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication with others.”
– “Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more”
– “The path to success is to take massive, determined action.”
“You can’t have any successes unless you can accept failure.” – George Cukor
“If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make the change.” – Michael Jackson
“A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one” – Guy de Maupassant