1. “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.” – Thomas Edison
2. “Hitch your wagon to a star.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
3. “If you knew how much work went into it, you wouldn’t call it genius.” – Michelangelo
4. “I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.” – Mother Teresa
5. “If we did the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves.” – Thomas Edison
6. “All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
7. “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” – Dr. Seuss
8. “Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.” – Winston Churchill
9. “If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.” – Henry David Thoreau
10. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. – Eleanor Roosevelt
11. “Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.” – Goethe
12. “What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
13. “Courage is doing what you’re afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you’re scared.” – Eddie Rickenbacker
14. “Quit now, you’ll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you’ll be halfway there.” – David Zucker
15. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” – Albert Einstein

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courage 300x256 Courage Quotes- “We must build dikes of courage to hold back the flood of fear.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
- “Courage is the most important of all the virtues, because without courage you can’t practice any other virtue consistently. You can practice any virtue erratically, but nothing consistently without courage.” – Maya Angelou
- “My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.” – Maya Angelou
- “One isn’t necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest.” – Maya Angelou

- “History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.” – Maya Angelou

- “One man with courage is a majority.” – Thomas Jefferson

- “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex… It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.” – Albert Einstein

- “Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today’s world do not have.” – Ronald Reagan

- “There are no easy answers’ but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.” – Ronald Reagan

- “You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man’s initiative and independence.” – Abraham Lincoln

- “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” – Winston Churchill

- “Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” – Winston Churchill

- “Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities… because it is the quality which guarantees all others.” – Winston Churchill

- “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.” – Mark Twain

- “It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.” – Mark Twain

- “Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It’s courage that counts.” – John Wooden

- “Who could refrain that had a heart to love and in that heart courage to make love known?” – William Shakespeare

- “Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.” – C. S. Lewis

- “How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them.” – Benjamin Franklin

- “Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.” – John F. Kennedy

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Feb

- “If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?” – Sydney J. Harris

- “There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen.” – Alexandre Dumas

- “Life is too short to hold a grudge, also too long.” – Robert Brault

- “He who angers you conquers you.” – Elizabeth Kenny

- “For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Unknown

- “Anger is one letter short of danger.” – Unknown

- “Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness; and concealed often hardens into revenge.” – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

- “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers

- “Never write a letter while you are angry.” – Chinese Proverb

- “Get mad, then get over it.” – Colin Powell

- “The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn’t angry enough.” – Bede Jarrett

- “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints, 1966

- “In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.” – Mark Twain

- “Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.” – Malachy McCourt

- “Take no revenge that you have not pondered beneath a starry sky, or on a canyon overlook, or to the lapping of waves and the mewing of a distant gull.” – Robert Brault

- “If you kick a stone in anger, you’ll hurt your own foot.” – Korean Proverb

- “Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.” – Chinese Proverb

- “Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.” – Albert Einstein

- “No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.” – George Jean Nathan

- “Anger is short-lived madness.” – Horace

- “Anger and jealousy can no more bear to lose sight of their objects than love.” – George Eliot

- “Do not teach your children never to be angry; teach them how to be angry.” – Lyman Abbott

- “Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.” – Robert G. Ingersoll

- “Sometimes when I’m angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn’t give me the right to be cruel.” – Unknown

- “Next time you’re mad, try dancing out your anger.” – Sweetpea Tyler

- “Spite is never lonely; envy always tags along.” – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

- “Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.” – James Fallows

- “At the core of all anger is a need that is not being fulfilled.” – Marshall B. Rosenberg

- “Anger and folly walk cheek by jole.” – Benjamin Franklin

- “Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.” – Lemony Snicket

- “I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.” – Unknown

- “Can anger survive without his hypocrisy?” – Jareb Teague

- “Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.” – Buddha

- “Malice drinks one-half of its own poison.” – Seneca

- “Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before – it takes something from him.” – Louis L’Armour

- “Never strike your wife – even with a flower.” – Hindu Proverb

- “Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.” – Ambrose Bierce

- “When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.” – Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson, 1894

- “Anger is a bad counselor.” – French Proverb

- “Resentment is an extremely bitter diet, and eventually poisonous. I have no desire to make my own toxins.” – Neil Kinnock

- “The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.” – Wilson Mizner

- “To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.” – William H. Walton

- “The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.” – Jacqueline Schiff

- “When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.” – Elbert Hubbard

- “Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.” – Marcus Antonius

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22
Jan

- “War does not determine who is right – only who is left.” – Bertrand Russell

- “It’ll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.” – Unknown

- “I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask, «Mother, what was war?»” – Eve Merriam

- “The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking… the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.” – Albert Einstein

- “The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.” – David Friedman

- “«There are no atheists in foxholes» isn’t an argument against atheism, it’s an argument against foxholes.” – James Morrow

- “Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him.” – Colonel Potter

- “All the arms we need are for hugging.” – Unknown

- “A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.” – Napoleon

- “A great war leaves the country with three armies – an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves.” – German Proverb

- “The most persistent sound which reverberates through men’s history is the beating of war drums.” – Arthur Koestler

- “Everyone’s a pacifist between wars. It’s like being a vegetarian between meals.” – Colman McCarthy

- “Draft beer, not people.” – Bob Dylan

- “The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower

- “War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today.” – John F. Kennedy

- “What this planet needs is more mistletoe and less missile-talk.” – Unknown

- “Join the Army, see the world, meet interesting people – and kill them.” – Pacifist Badge, 1978

- “Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.” – Ernest Hemingway

- “War makes thieves and peace hangs them.” – George Herbert

- “You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.” – Jeanette Rankin

- “You are not going to get peace with millions of armed men. The chariot of peace cannot advance over a road littered with cannon.” – David Lloyd George

- “Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.” – Carl Sandburg

- “In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.” – José Narosky

- “We kind o’ thought Christ went agin war an’ pillage.” – James Russell Lowell

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- “Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.” – Adrienne Gusoff

- “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

- “Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

- “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein

- “Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.” – Unknown

- “You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.” – Unknown

- “The four most important words in any marriage…«I’ll do the dishes.»” – Unknown

- “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.” – Unknown

- “Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.” – Unknown

- “When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.” – Unknown

- “Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!” – Unknown

- “You can’t buy love on eBay.” – Unknown

- “If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?” – Bette Midler

- “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” – Brendan Francis

- “Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” – Cathy Carlyle

- “Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.” – Cecilia Egan

- “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.” – Cher

- “Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.” – Cher

- “By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.” – Dorothy Parker

- “I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.” – Dudley Moore

- “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

- “Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.” – Fran Lebowitz

- “It is impossible to love and be wise.” – Francis Bacon

- “Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

- “Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” – Fulton J. Sheen

- “Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.” – George Carlin

- “Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.” – Glenn Beck

- “I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

- “To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.” – Helen Rowland

- “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.” – Henry Kissinger

- “When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you.
And she never did.” – James Fineous McBride

- “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.” – Jean Kerr

- “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

- “It’s been so long since I made love,
I can’t even remember who gets tied up.” – Joan Rivers

- “Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.” – Joan Rivers

- “You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.” – Jonathan Carroll

- “No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.” – Joyce Brothers

- “If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” – Katharine Hepburn

- “True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.” – La Rochefoucauld

- “If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.” – Lily Tomlin

- “The only people who make love all the time are liars.” – Louis Jordan

- “The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.” – Natalie Wood

- “Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.” – Oscar Wilde

- “Love is a grave mental disease.” – Plato

- “Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?” – Rita Rudner

- “Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.” – Sandra J. Dykes

- “All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.” – Shelley Winters

- “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” – Steve Martin

- “A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.” – Thomas Hardy

- “Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.” – Tommy Dewar

- “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham

- “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.” – Walt Disney

- “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

- “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.” – Woody Allen

- “Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.” – Woody Allen

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- “We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory.” – Cicero

- “Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom.” – Euripides

- “They can because they think they can.” – Virgil

- “Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.” – Thomas Jefferson

- “Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself.” – Theodore T. Hunger

- “Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” – Robert Collier

- “The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.” – Frank Loyd Wright

- “A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.” – Elbert Hubbard

- “There is only one success–to be able to spend your life in your own way.” – Christopher Morley

- “The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.” – Aristotle Onassis

- “The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance.” – Owen Feltham

- “Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving.” – Dennis Waitley

- “The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack in will.” – Vince Lombardi

- “I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure–which is: Try to please everybody.” – Herbert Bayard Swope

- “Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.” – Josh Billings

- “The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.” – Earl of Beaconsfield

- “Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.” – Evan Esar

- “The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.” – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

- “If you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.” – Jospeph Addison

- “Impatience never commanded success.” – Edwin H. Chapin

- “The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well.” – Henry W. Longfellow

- “To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.” – Shakespeare

- “Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.” – Albert Einstein

- “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no use being a damn fool about it.” – W.C. Fields

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- “By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.” – Samuel Johnson

- “Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy. ” – Voltaire

- “If you want to be happy, be.” – Leo Tolstoy

- “When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.” – Oscar Wilde

- “Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.” – Benjamin Franklin

- “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” – Albert Einstein

- “Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.” – Leon Joseph Cardinal Suenens

- “A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love.” – Mother Teresa

- “Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same.” – Francesca Reigler

- “Our happiness is greatest when we contribute most to the happiness of others.” – Harriet Shepard

- “Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.” – Marcus Aurelius

- “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G. K. Chesterton

- “There are no great things, only small things with great love. Happy are those.” – Mother Teresa

- “I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee!” – William Blake

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1. “I want to know God’s thoughts… the rest are details.” – Albert Einstein

2. “100% of the shots you don’t take don’t go in.” – Wayne Gretzky

3. “An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.” – M.K. Gandhi

4. “Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.” – Dr. Napoleon Hill

5. “Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.” – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

6. “You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.” – Zig Ziglar

7. “Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” – Mark Twain

8. “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain

9. “Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance.” – Samuel Johnson

10. “I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short.” – Blaise Pascal

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11. “Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.” – Helen Steiner Rice

12. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde, The Merry Book of Christmas

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15
Sep

1. “Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back” – Unknown

2. “Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.” – Unknown

3. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Unknown

4. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde

5. “Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” – Homer Simpson

6. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – Whitney Brown

7. “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein

8. “Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them is making a poop, the other one is carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.” – Jerry Seinfeld

9. “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like «Psychic Wins Lottery» ?” – Jay Leno

10. “One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” – George W. Bush

11. “Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.” – Al Bundy

12. “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.” – Albert Einstein

13. “My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates

14. “Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work.” – Chris Rock

15. “Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.” – Jerry Seinfeld

16. “Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.” – John Peers

17. “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” – Steve Martin

18. “Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.” – Lyndon B. Johnson

19. “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” – Bill Cosbey

20. “If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” – George Carlin

21. “If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

22. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain

23. “If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life.” – Tommy Lasorda

24. “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” – Steven Wright

25. “You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.” – Homer J. Simpson

26. “Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do.” – Voltaire

27. “When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.” – Burt Reynolds

28. “Absence — that common cure of love.” – Miguel De Cervantes

29. “Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.” – Wendell Johnson

30. “It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.” – Weinberg

31. “As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.” – Socrates

32. “A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.” – Helen Rowland

33. “Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.” – Cordel Hull

34. “I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill

35. “There are three faithful friends — an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” – Benjamin Franklin

36. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate.” – Franklin P. Jones

37. “All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific.” – Jane Wagner

38. “The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not «Eureka!» (I found it!) but «That’s funny …» ” – Isaac Asimov

39. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” – Oscar Wilde

40. “Doing nothing is very hard to do … you never know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen

41. “The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.” – Robert Frost

42. “The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.” – Arthur Schopenhauer

43. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

44. “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx

45. “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West

46. “Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

47. “Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.” – George Bernard Shaw

48. “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

49. “All women are good – good for nothing, or good for something.” – Miguel De Cervantes

50. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers

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- “Always do what you are afraid to do.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

- “Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.” – George S. Patton

- “If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.” – St. Clement of Alexandra

- “We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

- “Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.” – Thornton Wilder

- “The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.” – Arthur C. Clarke

- “Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant, they is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.” – Johann Gottfried Von Herder

- “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit.” – Aristotle

- “Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.” – Voltaire

- “Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.” – Benjamin Disraeli

- “You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind.” – Unknown

- “The best way out is always through.” – Robert Frost

- “Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.” – William B. Sprague

- “Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.” – Samuel Johnson

- “Fortune favors the brave.” – Publius Terence

- “Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.” – Confucius

- “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein

- “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

- “We are still masters of our fate. We are still captains of our souls.” – Winston Churchill

- “Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

- “For hope is but the dream of those that wake.” – Matthew Prior

- “Constant dripping hollows out a stone.” – Lucretius

- “Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose – a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.” – Mary Shelley

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