25 Kickass Inspirational Quotes about Life

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Grim Cris

1. Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself – George Bernard Shaw

2. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover – Mark Twain

3. Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant – Robert Louis Stevenson

4. We don’t see things the way they are. We see them the way WE are – Talmud

5. I have found that if you love life, life will love you back – Arthur Rubinstein

6. The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be – Marcel Pagnol

7. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step – Lao Tzu

8. Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive – Howard Thurman

9. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better – Ralph Waldo Emerson

10. Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like – Will Rogers

11. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been – Wayne Gretzky

12. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional – Anony-mouse

13. Every man dies. Not every man really lives – William Ross Wallace

14. Life isn’t a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, latte in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘Woohoo WHAT A RIDE’! – Unknown

15. There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle – Albert Einstein

16. Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security – John Allen Paulos

17. You are not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor should you feel the world must live up to yours – F Perl

18. How you do one thing, is how you do everything. Be aware. – Unknown

19. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing – Helen Keller

20. Life is not about kissing ass, it’s about kicking ass! – Unknown

21. The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it – Henry David Thoreau

22. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself – Harvey Fierstein

23. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are – John Wooden

24. In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away – Shing Xiong

25. Breathe. It’s just a bad day. Not a bad life – Unknown

Funny Short Quotes

Posted on September 25, 2011 by Grim Cris

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. – Will Rogers

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. – Unknown

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes. – Oscar Wilde

A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. – Unknown

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on. – Samual Goldwyn

The road to success is always under construction. – Lily Tomlin

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels. – Groucho Marx

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. – Sam Levenson

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. – George Burns

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. – Unknown

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. – Unknown

I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

Time

Posted on September 23, 2011 by Grim Cris

Time can heal a broken heart, but time can also break a waiting heart. – Unknown

Where your heart is

Posted on September 18, 2011 by Grim Cris

If you want to know where your heart is, look to where your mind goes when it wanders – Unknown

Friendship Image Quote

Posted on September 17, 2011 by Grim Cris

“I will always be able to get through the dark times in life, as long as a friend like you is waiting for me in the light.” – Unknown

Meant to be together

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Grim Cris

Some people are meant to fall in love with each other, but are not meant to be together. – Unknown

Predict the future

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Grim Cris

“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Unknown

Fake Friends Quotes

Posted on September 10, 2011 by Grim Cris

True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere. – Anonymous

You got nothing to lose. You don’t lose when you lose fake friends. – Joan Jett

Because I hate fake people and I always think I’m never fake. – Victoria Jac

Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend. – Jason Ritter

You would think the $1 billion denomination would be a giveaway that these notes are fake, but some people are still taken in. – James Todak

And I’m ready for the fakes. Ready to take off. Run some people over. – Pat McAfee

Best friends listen to what you don’t . – Unknown

There are three faithful friends — an old wife, and old dog, and ready money. – Benjamin Franklin

The craziest thing I did to get a guy to notice me was going out with his best friend. It worked – he did notice me – but I don’t recommend it. – Jennie Garth

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead. – Anna Cummins

If your friend says of some picture,Yes, but what does it mean?ask him, what his carpet means or the circular patterns on his shoes. – Stephen Potter

So what if I’m smokin’ weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It’s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that. – Snoop Dogg

Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. – Proverb

Farewell my friends, I go to glory. – Isadora Duncan

Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources. – Linda Talley

Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can. – Unknown

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend. – Stone Temple Pilots

Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure. – Tony Orlando

Thank you for the friendship you have offered, rest assured that I’ll treasure it in my heart and will always remember that once in my life, I’ve known someone like you. – Melissa l. Magcawas

True friends are the ones who never leave your heart, even if they leave your life for awhile. Even after years apart, you pick up with them right where you left off, and even if they die they’re never dead in your heart. – Unknown

Creativity & Life Quotes

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Grim Cris

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Adam Lyons

Any intelligent fool can make things better, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction. – Albert Einstein

Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. – Unknown

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. – Woody Allen

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. – Leonardo da Vinci

The past is history. The future is a mystery. This moment is a gift. That’s why this moment is called the present. Enjoy it. – Allan Johnson

If you want to travel fast, travel alone. If you want to travel far, travel together. – African proverb

Most homes valued at over $250,000 have a library. That should tell us something. – Jim Rohn

The man is the head [of the family], but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants. – My Big Fat Greek Wedding

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. – William Shakespeare

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him. – Anonymous

Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open. – Thomas Dewar

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. – Albert Einstein

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. – Arthur C. Clarke

A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study. – Chinese proverb

We do not learn; and what we call learning is only a process of recollection. – Plato

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. – Albert Einstein

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. – Bill Cosby

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation. – Pearl S. Buck

Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. – Jonathan Swift

When faced with two choices simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. - Unknown

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn’t have fallen for the second. – Johnny Depp

In the pursuit of knowledge, something is added every day. In the pursuit of enlightenment, something is dropped every day. – Laozi

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. – Unknown

Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light. I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. – Sarah Williams

When people see some things as beautiful, other things become ugly. When people see some things as good, other things become bad. – Laozi

Inspirational Images Quotes

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Grim Cris

“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” – Unknown“Sometimes I think a soulmate is someone who will make you be the most «YOU» that you can possibly be” – Unknown“Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it.” – Unknown“The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.” – Unknown“Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are.” – Unknown“In 20 years, you will be more dissapointed by what you didn’t do than what you did.” – Mark Twain“Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.” – George Scialabba

“Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too.” – Unknown