Let’s make our day better with some great funny quotes and sayings. I will appreciate if you choose your favorite and write it in a comment. Thank you!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
When tempted to [...]
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts”
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends [...]
Life without fun is nothing. Let me share with you a great piece of Funny Life Quotes. Please choose your favorite and write it on comments section. Thanks! :)
Funny Life Quotes
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin [...]
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx
A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. – Bob Hope
A lot of baby boomers are [...]
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
The word ‘studying’ was made up of two words originally – ‘students dying’.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a [...]
Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game – it, and high taxes. ~Will Rogers (American Humorist)
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. ~Mike Royko (Newspaper Columnist, Chicago)
If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball. [...]
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they [...]
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked [...]