Benny-Hill-Posters- “Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.” – Benny Hill
- “Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren’t for Christmas/ We’d all be Jewish.” – Benny Hill
- “I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.” – Benny Hill
- “The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.” – Benny Hill
- “I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: “Oh well,” and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.” – Benny Hill

- “We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year’s Eve.” – Benny Hill

- “That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.” – Benny Hill

- “Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.” – Benny Hill

- “Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?” – Benny Hill

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