- “Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.” – Robin Williams
- “What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.” – Robin Williams
- “God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.” – Robin Williams
- “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
- “No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.” – Robin Williams
- “Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s party!” – Robin Williams

- “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams

- “If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.” – Robin Williams

- “Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!” – Robin Williams

- “I’m a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.” – Robin Williams

- “Sometimes you’ve got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.” – Robin Williams