- “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightening and the lightening bug.” – Mark Twain

- “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard

- “The first rule of baseball is to get a good ball to hit.” – Rogers Hornsby

- “The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.” – German Proverb

- “The next best thing to winning is losing! At least you’ve been in the race.” – Nellie Hershey Tullis

- “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” – George Will

- “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon

- “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” – Sarah Brown

- “The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.” – Thomas Holcroft

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