As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. ― Unknown

“A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice." ― Bill Cosby

Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person you’re complaining about. ― Lynn Johnston

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it. ― Unknown

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live." ― George Carlin

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." ― Phyllis Diller

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer." ― Woody Allen

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