“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” -Homer Simpson

“People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.” -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.

“I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.” -Noel Coward

“Drinking Light Beer is like having sex in a canoe…fucking close to water. – Unknown

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” -Frank Sinatra

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” -Ernest Hemingway

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” -W.C. Fields

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” -Stephen Wright

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -Dave Barry

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” -Henny Youngman

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” -Jack Handy

“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.” -Homer Simpson

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” -Dean Martin

“I drink to make other people interesting.” -George Jean Nathan

“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” -Dave Barry

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