- “Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas.” – Esa Tikkannen, 1979

- “I am having an out of money experience.” – Unknown

- “The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.” – Ralph Nader

- “The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created: Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon.” – Bill Strickland

- “Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence.” – Max Amsterdam

- “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” – Steven Wright

- “I figured out Karl Rove’s political strategy – make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls.” – John Kerry

- “Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

- “It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.” – Unknown

- “Even if gas prices fall, consumers will continue to be gouged at the pump. The only thing that we can be sure rises faster that the price of gasoline is the skyrocketing profits of oil companies.” – R. Owens

- “A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.” – Unknown

- “If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.” – George Gobel

- “Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.” – Bill Vaughan

- “Walking isn’t a lost art – one must, by some means, get to the garage.” – Evan Esar

- “The shortest distance between two points is under construction.” – Noelie Altito

- “Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.” – Lewis Mumford

- “In the old days a man who saved money was a miser; nowadays he’s a wonder.” – Unknown

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