Funny Sun Quote
“Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun” – Unknown
Quick Funny Quote
“If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.” – Katharine Hepburn
Quick Love Quote
“Love is not just about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It’s not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.”
Inspirational Quotes
“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” – Thomas Edison
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.” – Robert Schuller
“Arise awake and stop not till the goal is reached.” – Swami Vivekananda
“I walk slowly, but I never walk backward.” – Abraham Lincoln
“When the going gets tough, the tough get going.” – Joseph Kennedy
“It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.” – Edmund Hillary
“Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul.” –Ezra Taft Benson
“To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.” – Bertrand Russell
“Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising that tempt you to believe your critics are right.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Little minds have little worries, big minds have no time for worries.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Start where you are with what you have. Make something of it and never be satisfied. – George Washington Carver
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” – Henry Ford
“The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.” – Harry Golden
“Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.” – Michael Jordan
“My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.” – Michael Jordan
“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.”
–Ernest Hemingway
“Never, never, never, never ever give up!” – Winston Churchill
Sarcastic Quotes
* You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
* Now we know why some animals eat their own children.
* Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
* Talk is cheap, but that’s ok, so are you.
* If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murderer it would be an apocalypse!
* This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
* I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
* When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.
* A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
* Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
* Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
* Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
* Don’t let your mind wander, it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
* Don’t thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.
* Don’t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?
* He always finds himself lost in thought; it’s unfamiliar territory.
* I bet you get bullied a lot.
* I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.
* I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
* I don’t mind you talking so much, as long as you don’t mind me not listening.
* I don’t think you are a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
* I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
* I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
* I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
* I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.
* I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand me.
* I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.
* If you were twice as smart as you are now, you’d be absolutely stupid.
* I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
* I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.
* I’ve come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.
* Pardon me, but you’re obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
* People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
* She’s the first in her family born without tail.
* That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
* There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
* What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.
* Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
* What’s wrong, don’t you get any attention back home?
* You are not even beneath my contempt.
* You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.
* You grow on people, but so does cancer.
* You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.
* You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
* You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you’re doing your best.
* Your mind isn’t so much twisted as badly sprained.
* You’re a habit I’d like to kick – with both feet.
Funny Family Quotes
“Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” – Wayne H.
“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” – Sam Levenson
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” – Evan Esar
“Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.” – Anonymous
“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” – Bill Cosby
“My husband and I have decided to start a family while my parents are still young enough to look after them.” – Rita Rudner
“Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.” – Josh Billings
“Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.” – HL Mencken
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.” – Anonymous
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.” – Victor Borge
“My mother didn’t breast feed me. She said she just liked me as a friend.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I’m going home next week. It’s a kind of energency – my parents are coming here.” – Rita Rudner
“I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“Teenagers, are you tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now. Move out, get a job, and pay your own bills – while you still know everything.” – John Hinde
“Friends are God’s apology for relations.” – Hugh Kingsmill
Doing Your Best Quotes
# Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.–William James
# Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don’t bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.–William Faulkner
# Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.–Benjamin Franklin
# Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind. Talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet. Make all your friends feel there is something in them. Look at the sunny side of everything. Think only of the best, work only for the best, and expect only the best. Be as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your won. Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Give everyone a smile. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others. Be too big for worry and too noble for anger.–Christian D. Larsen (Creed for Optimists)
# Be such a man, and live such a life, that if every man were such as you, and every life a life like yours, this earth would be God’s Paradise.–Phillips Brooks
# Demand the best from yourself, because others will demand the best from you… Successful people don’t simply give a project hard work. They give it their best work.–Win Borden
# Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.–Lowell Thomas
# Do more than you’re supposed to do and you can have or be or do anything you want.–Bill Sands
# Do the best you can in every task, no matter how unimportant it may seem at the time. No one learns more about a problem than the person at the bottom.–Sandra Day O’Conner
# Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.–Theodore Roosevelt
# Do your best every day and your life will gradually expand into satisfying fullness.–Horotio W. Dresser
# Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.–Oprah Winfrey
# Don’t lower your expectations to meet your performance. Raise your level of performance to meet your expectations. Expect thet best of yourself, and then do what is necessary to make it a reality.–Ralph Marston (The Daily Motivator)
# Don’t measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.–John Wooden
# Duty makes us do things well, but love makes us do them beautifully.–Zig Ziglar (Zig Ziglar’s Little Book of Big Quotes)
# Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s reading his own handwriting.–G. Norman Collie
# Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!–Anne Frank
# Everyone has his own specific vocation or mission in life; everyone must carry out a concrete assignment that demands fulfillment. Therein he cannot be replaced, nor can his life be repeated, thus, everyone’s task is unique as his specific opportunity to implement it.–Viktor Frankl
Dreaming Quote
“I still dream of you sometimes”
Homework Quotes
A lot of actors talk about doing their homework, but very few of them do it. – Tony Scott
Because I think a lot of people felt like, ultimately – and this isn’t the first time I’ve said this, so I’ll bore you again with it – but ultimately it was… I think it felt like homework a bit for people. – Will Arnett
Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. – Lawrence Kasdan
But you know, there’s something about the kids finishing their homework in a given day, working one-on-one, getting all this attention – they go home, they’re finished. They don’t stall, they don’t do their homework in front of the TV. – Dave Eggers
For me, being a writer was never a choice. I was born one. All through my childhood I wrote short stories and stuffed them in drawers. I wrote on everything. I didn’t do my homework so I could write. – Laura Hillenbrand
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. – Doug Larson
I did my homework and didn’t go out much, and had a very highly developed kitsch fantasy life where I dreamed of being a dancing girl. – Emily Mortimer
I don’t believe in sampling some Tibetan music just to make it sound groovy, but you do your homework, you understand what you’re doing with it. – Jessica Hagedorn
I get her to school, we do homework at night, and at this age, their social calendars are really quite hectic. She’s not driving yet, so I end up chauffeuring her around. – Charlene Tilton
I grew up in a house where nobody had to tell me to go to school every day and do my homework. – Constance Baker Motley
I guess I didn’t enjoy drawing very much. It was like homework. – Robert Crumb
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. – Lily Tomlin
I loved school, I loved putting on my uniform and doing homework every day. I was one of those good students that the teachers liked. I guess that’s got to be a pretty nerdy, geeky part of me. – Yvonne Strahovski
I think if you get asked to do this, then that’s called doing your homework, and I try and do it. – Mark Harmon
I was a total education geek. I loved school. I loved learning. I loved doing homework. All of my books and notebooks from high school are underlined and highlighted and there are notes all over the margins. And you know, I was a theater kid too. I was all over the place. – Sophia Bush
I went to work and did a lot of homework about what was wrong with me. – Margot Kidder
I will not go into a story unprepared. I will do my homework, and that’s something I learned at an early age. – Ed Bradley
I’m a mom, a full-time mom when I’m not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. – Vanna White
Looking back, I think we were all quite mature, surprisingly responsible. In earlier wars, boys of our age had just gone off to raise hell or enlist or both, but we stayed dutifully at our desks doing tomorrow’s homework. – John Knowles
5 Famous Romanian Quotes
“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference.” – Elie Wiesel (Romanian born, American Writer, Nobel Prize for Peace in 1986. b.1928)
“Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self-importance.” – J. Donald Walters (Romanian author, lecturer, and composer)
“Happiness is understanding that friendship is more precious than mere things, more precious than getting your own way, more precious than being in situations where true principles are not at stake.” – J. Donald Walters (Romanian author, lecturer, and composer)
“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel (Romanian born, American Writer, Nobel Prize for Peace in 1986. b.1928)
“The secret of happiness is the determination to be happy always, rather than wait for outer circumstances to make one happy.” – J. Donald Walters (Romanian author, lecturer, and composer)