How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
Going to church doesn’t make you [...]
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Sweetie, if your going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. – Charles Schulz
Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station [...]