Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game – it, and high taxes. ~Will Rogers (American Humorist)
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. ~Mike Royko (Newspaper Columnist, Chicago)
If God wanted football played in the spring, he would not have invented baseball. [...]
It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up. – Joan Rivers
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much [...]
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. – Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.