Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t grow up can be vice president.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
For three [...]
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
I just [...]
It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. ~ Marcus Aurelius
A chicken doesn’t stop scratching just because worms are scarce. ~ Grandma Axiom
Terror is as much a part of the concept of truth as runniness is of the concept of jam. We wouldn’t like [...]
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give [...]
Let me share with you some wonderful Easter Quotes, because we are almost there :)
The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. ~Robert Flatt
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. ~Clarence W. Hall
It is [...]
Let me inspire your day. Let me make it better and happier. Let me share with you some great inspiring quotes! :)
Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature. ~ Helen Keller
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to [...]
- “Beauty is a form of genius – is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts in [...]
There is nothing more beautiful than believing in yourself. – Sam Kao
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent. – Eleanor Roosevelt
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else’s eyes. – Sally Field
Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, Which we ascribe to [...]
If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it’s to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel.
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
What the people want, is they want a artist or a band to come along that’s just totally casting aside all the past [...]