I’ve managed to post here some great funny quotes from some unknown people, but related to today’s times.
- I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish [...]
“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” – Bill Cosby
“There are two things that a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and its mother’s age.” – Benjamin Spock
“I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.” – Woody Allen
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
I just [...]
1. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fuckers name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many [...]
It isn’t homework unless it’s due tomorrow.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions [...]
Let’s make our day better with some great funny quotes and sayings. I will appreciate if you choose your favorite and write it in a comment. Thank you!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
When tempted to [...]
Life without fun is nothing. Let me share with you a great piece of Funny Life Quotes. Please choose your favorite and write it on comments section. Thanks! :)
Funny Life Quotes
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin [...]
“All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.” – H. L. Mencken
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?” – Scott Adams
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing [...]