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20 Humor Quotes

By On July 10, 2012 · Leave a Comment

1. If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. —Joe Martin

2. Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. —Ambrose Bierce

3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken [...]

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give me a museum and i'll fill it

Best Quotes by Famous People

By On December 31, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. – Pablo Picasso

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. – Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former – Albert Einstein

Don’t stay in bed, unless you [...]

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Funny Short Quotes

By On September 25, 2011 · Leave a Comment

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. – Will Rogers

A man in love is incomplete until he has [...]

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Fitness Motivational Quotes

By On August 19, 2011 · Leave a Comment

1. Strive for progress, not perfection. -Unknown

2. You want me to do something… tell me I can’t do it. -Maya Angelou

3. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky

4. If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying. -Unknown

5. You live longer once you realize that any time [...]

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Famous People Quotes #2

By On April 20, 2011 · 4 Comments

“The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.” – John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

“I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.” – E. E. Cummings (1894-1962)

“Give me a museum and I’ll fill it.” – Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

“Assassins!” – Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to [...]

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Cute Quotes for Girls about Boys

By On April 15, 2011 · Leave a Comment

If I have a monument in this world, it is my son. – Maya Angelou

The sweetest roamer is a boy’s young heart. – George Edward Woodberry

Boys do not grow up gradually. They move forward in spurts like the hands of clocks in railway stations. – Cyril Connolly

Of all the animals, the boy [...]

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Motivational Career Change Quotes

By On March 25, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Never work just for money or for power. They won’t save your soul or help you sleep at night. – Marian Wright Edelman

The best work never was and never will be done for money. – John Ruskin

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a [...]

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Funny Cute Quotes

By On January 4, 2011 · 2 Comments

- “Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.” – George Burns

- “If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.” – United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

- “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.” – Homer Simpson

- “History [...]

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Clever Quotes

By On December 15, 2010 · 7 Comments

Funny Clever Quotes

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

I intend to live forever, or die trying. – Groucho Marx

Familiarity breeds [...]

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Funny Family Quotes

By On December 3, 2010 · 7 Comments

“Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” – Wayne H.

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.” – Sam Levenson

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned [...]

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