It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up. – Joan Rivers
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much [...]
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. – Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
- “A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” – Robert Frost
- “A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.” – Frederick The Great
- “A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain [...]