If you’re a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big [...]
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“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” -Homer Simpson
“People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.” -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
“I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.” -Noel [...]
- “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.” – Dave Barry
- “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think [...]