1. Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself – George Bernard Shaw
2. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover – [...]
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Sweetie, if your going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.
It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up. – Joan Rivers
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much [...]
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. – Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
“Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency of our self-esteem. If you need encouragement, praise, pats on the back from everybody, then you make everybody your judge.” – Fritz Perls
“You can disagree without being disagreeable.” – Zig Ziglar
“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is [...]