First, I was dying to finish my high school and start college.
And then I was dying to finish college and start working.
Then I was dying to marry and have children.
And then I was dying for my children to grow up, so I could go back to work.
“I think there’s a fine line between being a slut and being classy. I walk in between that line.”
“Besides my big boobs, it is probably my hourglass shape that is my best feature. I play off of that a lot. I like that I have a lot on top and a lot on the [...]
“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” – Bill Cosby
“There are two things that a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and its mother’s age.” – Benjamin Spock
“I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.” – Woody Allen
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys.
Color me insane. – Eric
I’m real screwed up. – Shawn
He who hesitates is lost. – Eric
Life’s tough. Get a helmet. – Eric
I don’t sweat. I glisten. – Topanga
Do what I do, don’t think! – Shawn
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those [...]
1. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the fuckers name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many [...]
“A best friend is like a book. The inside is better than the cover.” -Wiz Khalifa Quotes
“I don’t love ‘em, I don’t chase ‘em, I duck ‘em.” – Wiz Khalifa Quotes
“Girls fall in love with what they hear. Boys fall in love with what they see. That’s why girls wear make-up, and boys [...]