“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.”
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I [...]
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts”
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends [...]
All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. – Ellen Glasgow
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. – Anatole France
Always remember that the future comes [...]
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