How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish.
Going to church doesn’t make you [...]
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
I just [...]
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do blind people know when they are done “wiping?”
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother [...]
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
The word ‘studying’ was made up of two words originally – ‘students dying’.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a [...]
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.
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Nothing lasts forever? Not even your troubles. – Arnold H Glasgow
Every exit [...]
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. – Unknown
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. -Henry Kissinger
The mind is like a parachute. [...]