“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
“I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.”
“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I [...]
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother [...]
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.