Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do blind people know when they are done “wiping?”
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute swears, does his mother [...]
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. – Robert Bloch
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. – Unknown
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film. – Unknown
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. – Unknown