“If all else fails, read the manual.”
“Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.”
“People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do. ”
“Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.”
“My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.”
“Seen it all, done [...]
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.” – Anonymous
“Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.” – Anonymous
“It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” – Anonymous
“Ability is what will get you to the [...]
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you’re next.
Please don’t make me kill you.
And your point is…?
I used to be [...]
# Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
# The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
# It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re [...]
“All the good ones are taken.”
“If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason.”
“Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.” – Van Den Bossche Jochen
“Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.”
“The best things in the world are free – and [...]
“I am not young enough to know everything.” – Oscar Wilde
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” – Abba Eban
“I know [...]