I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. – Jack Handey, “Deep Thoughts”
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends [...]
Let’s make our day better with some wonderful funny love quotes.
“A light heart lives long.” – William Shakespeare
“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H.L. Mencken
“Once you have loved someone, you’d [...]