I’ve managed to post here some great funny quotes from some unknown people, but related to today’s times.
- I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish [...]
I hate two faced people. It’s hard to decide which face to slap first.
Sweetie, if your going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve killed you three times.