Blame is a lazy man’s wages. – Danish Proverb
A man may fall many times but he won’t be a failure until he says someone pushed him. – Elmer G. Letterman
Fix the problem, not the blame. – Catherine Pulsifer
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. [...]
I’ve selected for you two of the best alcohol quotes. Most funniest ones, though. I’ll be happy if you would tell me what’s your favorite. If you know another funny alcohol quote, I’ll be glad to hear it.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and thou. – Omar Khayyam
A person who steals bread during a famine is not treated as a thief. – Cat Stevens
A poor man with nothing in his belly needs hope, illusion, more than bread. – Georges Bernanos
A wise and frugal government, which shall leave [...]
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. ~Laurence J. Peter
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ~Laurence J. Peter
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves. ~Larry McMurtry
“Parents are not interested in justice, they’re interested in peace and quiet.” – Bill Cosby
“There are two things that a child will share willingly – communicable diseases and its mother’s age.” – Benjamin Spock
“I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.” – Woody Allen
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
I just [...]
A nice, easy place for freedom of speech to be eroded is comics, because comics are a natural target whenever an election comes up. – Neil Gaiman Quotes
Also, I’ve already won all the awards. – Neil Gaiman Quotes
American Gods is about 200,000 words long, and I’m sure there are words that are simply [...]
Life without fun is nothing. Let me share with you a great piece of Funny Life Quotes. Please choose your favorite and write it on comments section. Thanks! :)
Funny Life Quotes
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin [...]
William Arthur Ward was an American writer. I love his quotes, and I hope you will love them too. All you’ve got to do is to sit down, and enjoy his great William Arthur Ward Quotes.
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
A true friend knows your weaknesses but [...]