Today we celebrate Mark Twain’s birthday in our own, favorite way: sharing quotes. Let me show you some wonderful inspirational Mark Twain Quotes.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen [...]
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. – Unknown
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. – Will Rogers
A man in love is incomplete until he has [...]
If I have a monument in this world, it is my son. – Maya Angelou
The sweetest roamer is a boy’s young heart. – George Edward Woodberry
Boys do not grow up gradually. They move forward in spurts like the hands of clocks in railway stations. – Cyril Connolly
Of all the animals, the boy [...]
Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said [...]
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.