Let’s make our day better with some great funny quotes and sayings. I will appreciate if you choose your favorite and write it in a comment. Thank you!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
When tempted to [...]
I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you! – Author Unknown
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – Ingrid Bergman
When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again. – Author Unknown
You know it’s love when you [...]
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Robert Frost
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
“Men are what their mothers made them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Male and female [...]
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. [...]
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. – Helen Keller
Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back [...]
Courage doesn’t always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day, saying,
“I will try again tomorrow.” – Mary Anne Radmacher
Life is not about waiting for [...]
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us. – Marianne Williamson
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. – Anaïs Nin
Joy is what happens to us when we [...]
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. – Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you’re next.
Please don’t make me kill you.
And your point is…?
I used to be [...]
- “A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it’s not weird. But if a man does it, it’s very disturbing. The way I’d describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn’t let me in any of the interesting rooms.” – [...]