I’ve managed to post here some great funny quotes from some unknown people, but related to today’s times.
- I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish [...]
A nice, easy place for freedom of speech to be eroded is comics, because comics are a natural target whenever an election comes up. – Neil Gaiman Quotes
Also, I’ve already won all the awards. – Neil Gaiman Quotes
American Gods is about 200,000 words long, and I’m sure there are words that are simply [...]
2.) “OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I’LL KILL YOU!”
3.) “No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do [...]
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
The word ‘studying’ was made up of two words originally – ‘students dying’.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a [...]
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark [...]
Let me share with you some wonderful Sad Quotes about Life for more inspiration.
Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. – Henry David Thoreau
The world is perfect. It’s a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going [...]
Let’s make our day better with some wonderful funny love quotes.
“A light heart lives long.” – William Shakespeare
“Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight.” – Phyllis Diller
“To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.” – H.L. Mencken
“Once you have loved someone, you’d [...]